Technologically Challenged

So, I am completely behind the times. I don’t have an IPAD, IPOD, eReader or any other handheld type of device that will allow me to gloat about my technologically advanced nature… because apparently I don’t have one. My computer is like four years old which I believe makes it ancient, our sound system is even older (my face is flame red with embracement /sarcasm) and I still don’t own a smartphone (though mine does at least have a touchscreen, hey don’t judge me). Well, perhaps I will catch up with the times (and apparently the rest of civilization) and get one if not all of the above… but until my money starts growing on the plentiful trees outside our apartment complex I am open to donations. Just sayin…